Testiclemonials

We love to hear about how much you enjoy your Dick Belt! Send us your own Testiclemonial and we'll post it!

 

Perfect for getting the party started

“Bought one when it first launched and I've been swinging large ever since. I wear it all the time, because you never know when you might need to whip one out. But the rest of the time, it's just a normal, nice looking belt. Nobody will ever know how much heat you're packing until suddenly, WHAM. There it is.”

 

The Dick Belt is a Great Gift!

“I bought a belt for my boyfriend from The Richard Belt Company and am very happy with the purchase. It came quickly, was longer than anticipated and, as an added bonus, opened my beer. We had a lot of fun with the Dick Belt.”

 

What isn't great about The Dick Belt?

“What isn't great about The Dick Belt? Absolutely nothing. It has everything I need to make everyone trip out on demand. I'm a grower not a shower if you get my drift - but with this I can have it all!”